[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 5

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 6

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have ally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 4

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 4

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug ally. (didn't really mean to..-_- damn thing was in my ceral..T^T i still can't eat cornpops because of it.)
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 4

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[ ] You don’t know what “um” means.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 7

GRAND TOTAL: 30

Now, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am ___% mental

Yeah I'm updating. Why you ask? Well because I'm tired of the journal that's up there now, and you'll need to come closer for this part. *waves reader over* 'CAUSE I CAN BETCHES!!! 8D Well there is nothing to really update on, so yeah I'm just typing out random stuff because I don't feel like doing homework. *shakes angry fist at psychology book sitting on pillow* Now that that's over with what shall I ramble on about to take up more of your time, and thereby annoy you because you think that this may actually have a point somewhere in the non-sense that is this journal. T^T yeah I had candy, sugarfree candy, BUT still! My brain thinks it's normal candy and makes me hyper. *sigh* well I'm going to stop now so I don't rot anyone elses brain with my nonsense. *walks off*

PLEASE BE HONEST ^^

1. [x] You have choked on water before.

2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [x] You have walked into a door.

4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5. [x] You have walked into a wall.

6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs.

7. [x] You have jumped off something.

8. [x] You have been electrocuted

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10. [ ] Right after a commercial comes on you forgot the show you were watching.

11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] You sometimes dont understand stuff / jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out.

14. [x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15 [ ] You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing.

16. [X] you have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster before.

17. [x] You have played with fire.

18. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron / curling iron / straightener.

19. [x]You didnt even notice there wasnt a number 13 in this quiz

20. [x]You just checked to see if there wasnt a number 13




So how retarded are you??

0% - 0/20 x's
5% - 1/20 x's
10% - 2/20 x's
15% - 3/20 x's
20% - 4/20 x's
25% - 5/20 x's
30% - 6/20 x's
35% - 7/20 x's
40% - 8/20 x's
45% - 9/20 x's
50% - 10/20 x's
55% - 11/20 x's
60% - 12/20 x's
65% - 13/20 x's
70% - 14/20 x's
75% - 15/20 x's
80% - 16/20 x's
85% - 17/20 x's
90% - 18/20 x's
95% - 19/20 x's
100% - 20/20 x's

Post on your siggy "I am __ % Retarded" and add the link next to it.

Centaur:
[ ] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[ ] You get drunk a lot.
[ ] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[x] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe. (love stars)
[x] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[ ] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[ ] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[x] You are spiritual.
[ ] The horse is your favorite animal.
[x] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 4

Elf:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips (be honest).
[x] You are very intelligent. (at least I like to think so ^^'
[ ] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[ ] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[x] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible. (I'm polite)
[x] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[ ] You look very young for your age.
[x] You rarely get sick.
[x] You are a very hard worker.
[x] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 6

Fairy:
[x] You are happy a lot of the time.
[x] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[x] You are very shy.
[x] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[x] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[ ] You are young and short.
[ ] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[ ] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[ ] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[ ] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 5

Gnome/Dwarf:
[x] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[x] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[ ] You are short for your age.
[ ] You are an isolationist.
[ ] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[ ] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[x] You look older than your age.
[x] You love the woods and the mountains.
[ ] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[x] You have a short temper.
Total: 5

Harpy/Siren:
[ ] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[ ] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[x] You often take things that aren't yours. (I did in higschool...they missed a lot of calculators because of me.)
[x] You are easily angered.
[x] Death fascinates you.
[x] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[ ] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[ ] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[ ] You love to trick others.
[x] You have a ravenous appetite.
Total: 5

Mermaid:
[x] You love the beach moreso because of the water than the shore itself.
[ ] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[x] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.
[x] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[ ] You are good at swimming.
[x] You like to collect shells.
[ ] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[x] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[x] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps (if you haven't already), you will work to stop that.
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total: 6

Vampire:
[x] You're a night person.
[x] You have a fascination with blood.
[ ] You are extremely pale.
[x] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[ ] You are not religious at all.
[ ] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[x] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[x] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[x] You don't like sharp objects near you.
Total: 6

Werewolf:
[x] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[x] You have a lot of body hair. (Nair takes care of that though...DAMN YOU ARM HAIR!)
[x] The ability to shapeshift is the best superpower to you.
[x] You prefer gold over silver items. (white gold)
[x] You lack self control. (impulse control most of the time)
[x] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[x] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[x] You like to be alone. (not all the time but i hate crowds)
[ ] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[ ] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
Total: 8

Wizard/Witch:
[x] You love chemistry.
[] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.(my intuition scares my mom lmao)
[x] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[x] You are a nature lover.
[x] You have a strong sense of responsibility
[x] You spend a lot of time alone.
[x] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[x] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[x] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[x] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.
Total: 9

Zombie:
[x] You are pale
[x] You are hungry a lot.
[ Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[x] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[X] You love to eat meat.(HELL YES!!!)
[x] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food.
[ ] You make grunts and moans a lot.
[ ] You usually walk slow.
[x] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.
Total: 6

Satyr/Faun:
[x] You are very passionate about the things you like.
[ ] You like to get drunk and dance.
[x] You're very amorous.( for future reference, this means you are attracted to sexual love... Or a pervert)yes that's me.
[x] You like art and music.
[x] You enjoy feasting with friends.
[x] You love nature but more for the animals then the trees and plants.
[ ] You like getting rowdy and having a good time.
[x] You laugh a lot.
[ ] You love the chase almost as much as the capture.
[x] You wish you had horns.
Total: 7

Hey yall! I just got home from a trip to Alaska...well actually I got back Saturday, but whatever. It was awesome saw lots of wonderful scenary and animals. Saw about four or five whales, a bunch of bald egales, and a seal. Had lots of fun going to a mush camp, salmon bake, the raptor center, a crab bake thinggy were I got to go crab fishing, and went to see a castle in Victoria Canada. It was a lot of fun...think I said that already.Anyway all the flights went well and only had one bit of trouble at the airport in Atlanta. See wha happened was our airplane got a flat tire. Yes I repeat a flat tire. Other then that it all went good.

Let's see what else..oh yeah I had my first driver ed lesson today. That went well got some stuff to work on but I'm getting that goddamn liscence this summer! >.< That's about all I did today.

One final thing before I stop my ramblings. I passed all of my classes! I made an A in anthropology, developmental psychology, and music appreciation. I got a B in english, and in finite math. The math I made my happy oise about as I can't eve remember the last time I saw that letter with my math grades.

Hey everybody! Let's see how long has it been since I up dated my journal? Ummm.....last one was Jan. 31...and it is now April 29..wow yeah it's about time I updated this here thingga-ma-gig!

Anyway XD It was the last day of classes today! I'm so happy...but we have finals next week. Let's see I have a final in anthropology, and Math next Monday. Starts at like 8 and all that gets over at 1:15..grr..at least I wont suffer alone! JigglyCookie and o~shea will be in there with me in anthropology at least..and I think I spelled her screenname wrong. Anyway Englsih and then Music Appreciation and Psychology and it's summer vacation! I'm so happy! A year of College under the belt after next week, awesomeness! Well, this weekend (starting tomorrow) I shall lock myself up somewhere for pretty much hours.... SOLITARY CONFINMENT!!! Sorry. Anyway..locked in my room...blah blah..going to study until my brain explodes or short circuts which ever comes first!