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I am 70% retarded

Sat Jun 20, 2009, 4:28 PM
PLEASE BE HONEST ^^

1. [x] You have choked on water before.

2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [x] You have walked into a door.

4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5. [x] You have walked into a wall.

6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs.

7. [x] You have jumped off something.

8. [x] You have been electrocuted

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10. [ ] Right after a commercial comes on you forgot the show you were watching.

11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] You sometimes dont understand stuff / jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out.

14. [x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15 [ ] You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing.

16. [X] you have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster before.

17. [x] You have played with fire.

18. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron / curling iron / straightener.

19. [x]You didnt even notice there wasnt a number 13 in this quiz

20. [x]You just checked to see if there wasnt a number 13




So how retarded are you??

0% - 0/20 x's
5% - 1/20 x's
10% - 2/20 x's
15% - 3/20 x's
20% - 4/20 x's
25% - 5/20 x's
30% - 6/20 x's
35% - 7/20 x's
40% - 8/20 x's
45% - 9/20 x's
50% - 10/20 x's
55% - 11/20 x's
60% - 12/20 x's
65% - 13/20 x's
70% - 14/20 x's
75% - 15/20 x's
80% - 16/20 x's
85% - 17/20 x's
90% - 18/20 x's
95% - 19/20 x's
100% - 20/20 x's

Post on your siggy "I am __ % Retarded" and add the link next to it.

  • Mood: Happy
  • Listening to: Spongebob
  • Reading: IM messages
  • Watching: Spongebob
  • Playing: Naruto Ultimate Ninja 4 (not right now though)
  • Eating: nothing
  • Drinking: nothing

Devious Comments

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:iconsib123:
sweeeeet I'm only 50% tarded!

--
Aldel: *eating a hotdog*
Me: Wait, aren't you suppose to be a lesbian? It means straightness!!
Aldel: So what? What if two hotdogs were in the same bun? Would that be promoting gay marriage?
Me: No, that just means that pig was a whore when it was alive
:icongreentreefroggy:
XD that's good!

--
Me: I was 16 in 'Nam
Mom: You're 18
Me:*blink*....I know that
(conversation we had on a trip after an anouncement about a vets. get together thing)

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